Having sex is one of the most intimate acts two people can engage in - besides wearing each other's underclothes and sharing toothbrushes. Once you have reached your ready-for-loving threshold with that certain someone, it is important to make the experience satisfying for both of you. So, take a brief moment to check out a few women that men never want to invite to bed.

Lazy Daisy. Intercourse is an activity that requires participation. So, if you treat it like a spectator sport, chances are he won't enjoy it too much. No guy wants to have sex with a woman who lies still like a mannequin.

Ouchy Annie. Contrary to what some believe, there is such a thing as pleasurable pain. When women constantly replace the ooh and ahh with ooch and ouch the mood and flow can easily be ruined.

G.I Jane. Uniformity and structure should be saved for the armed forces. Women who constantly give directions like a drill sergeant leading a platoon will make sex feel like boot camp.

Hairy Carey. Hair traps odor-causing bacteria, plus too much hair is never a good look anyway. So, to keep him from feeling like he's making love to a tarantula, take the time to invest in a nice Brazilian wax - or a Bic razor.

Fishy Phyliss. Hygiene should be the No. 1 priority, and when women have, um, the odor of three-day-old you-know-what, it will have a man heading for the door faster than you can flick off the light switch.

In order to make your sexual experience pleasurable, and avoid any intimate disasters, take the time to be sure that you don't fall into the category of the women men try to avoid. It is important for you to do your part, so if the experience doesn't rank well on your "makes-you-want-to-holler" meter, then you can confidently blame him for the boring evening. - jamana Jamison

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