Who’d ever think that Tiger Woods could ever become the greatest living embodiment of Ludacris’ famous phrase "I’ve got hoes in different area codes"? Woods has nearly reached double figures in the number of women he's been linked with in the last week alone.

The Tiger Woods sex scandal is quickly descending down the slopes of shock and craziness and into the valley of ridiculousness. The growing list of alleged affairs is spotting Tiger’s image like a pimple outbreak on a teenage child. A fourth woman has been identified as Jamie Jungers, an Erin Nordegren look-a-like who, like Jaimee Grubbs, is a cocktail waitress. And like Rachel Uchitel, Jungers has hired a lawyer and plans a press conference, according to recent media reports. Also, the list may have climbed to as many as nine women. A fifth woman, who lives near his suburban Orlando, Fla., home, claimed they had sex inside Woods’ sprawling mansion. Woods also reportedly has a predilection for sexual supplements.

Tiger may have reason for even greater fear: multiple national and international publications have dispatched reporters around the world to investigate his tournament stops in the last several years. The thinking is that Woods is likely to have had a former fling stashed away somewhere in proximity to his golfing tournaments. They, perhaps, may be employed at bars and casinos as Woods has apparently shown an affinity for cocktail waitresses.

Singer Eric Benet’s inability to curb his own ravenous sexual appetite, a self-proclaimed helpless sex addict, eventually caused his marriage to Halle Berry to end. Will the same fate befall Woods? –terry shropshire